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There were 3 men on a airplane and 2 of them loved their country so one of them threw a silver coin in their country and the 2nd one threw a gold coin.
The 3rd one hated his country so he threw a bomb in it.
When they landed the 1st man saw a girl crying. He asked,"Why are you crying?" the girl replied, "A silver coin landed in my dad's left eye!"
The 2nd man saw a boy crying and asked him why he was crying. The boy said that a gold coin landed in his mom's right eye.
The 3rd man saw 2 kids laughing and asked why they were laughing.
They replied,"Right after our dad farted the house exploded!!"
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