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Guy walks into a bar and sits at a table.
Tells the waitress, "I'll have a Bloody Mary and a menu."
When she returns with his drink, he asks "Still servin' breakfast?"
When she says Yes, he replies, "Then I'll have two eggs runny on top and burnt on the bottom, five strips of bacon well done and one end and still raw on the other, two pieces of burnt toast and a cold cup of coffee."
Annoyed the waitress says, "We don't serve that kinda stuff in here!"
Guy says, "Funny... that's what I had in here yesterday..."
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