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  • Camping Trip Joke
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    Peter and Emily went on a camping trip in the woods. Later in the night. Peter asked:
    "Emily look up into the sky and tell me what you see".
    Emily: "I see a million of stars. Emily:"And what does it tell you?"
    Peter:"Well it tells me that god is great and that we are small and insignificant. It also tells me that we are going to have a bad day tomorrow.
    Emily "Why does it tell you that?
    Peter: Elementary, my dear Emily. Somebody stole our tent."

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