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Peter and Emily went on a camping trip in the woods. Later in the night. Peter asked:
"Emily look up into the sky and tell me what you see".
Emily: "I see a million of stars. Emily:"And what does it tell you?"
Peter:"Well it tells me that god is great and that we are small and insignificant. It also tells me that we are going to have a bad day tomorrow.
Emily "Why does it tell you that?
Peter: Elementary, my dear Emily. Somebody stole our tent."
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