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A dog and cat just met.
The dog says to the cat "Wow, you sure look like have have been around."
The cat says back to the dog "Sure have... and i'm now down to 4 lives because of it."
The dog looked at the cat and asked "Well, if i may, what happened to your other 5?"
Then the cat said "I just had 5 kittens."
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