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There once was a guy that always dreamed about banging his face in the church bells.
So one day, he went to church and asked the priest if he could ring the bells with his face.
The priest approved.
As the guy climbed up onto the bells, a boy was watching him.
The guy rung the bells and then started to fall backwards. He fell off the bells and died.
When the police came, they asked the little boy if they knew this guy. He replied,"No, but his face sure rings a bell."
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