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A guy walks into a bar and asked the bartender for a drink and the bartender says "If you can make this donkey laugh ill give you a drink on the house"
So the guy goes out and whispers to the donkey and the donkey starts cracking up and so the bartender gave him a drink.
So the next day the guy comes back in and ordered a drink so the bartender said "If you can make that donkey cry ill give you a drink on the house"
So the guy goes out and says something to the donkey and the donkey starts ballin the guy comes back in and the bartender asked "How did you get him to laugh"
So the guy says "I told him my dick is bigger than yours" and then the bartender says "Well how did you get him to cry?"
So he said "I showed him."
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