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  • Empire State Building Joke
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    So there were two guys at a bar on the top of the Empire State Building and the first one said "Did you know that if you jumped out that window the high winds at the tenth floor would pick you up and whip you around and into the window on the tenth floor."
    The second guy said "prove it." So the first guy jumped out the window and the high winds picked him up and whipped him into the window.
    He came up the elevator and said "I told you" to the second guy.the second guy said "that was a lucky try do it again."
    So he does it again and the same thing happens.
    When he got back up the second guy said "ok I'll try now."
    So he jumps off and fall flat on the pavement and the bartender said "Clark (Kent) your a jerk when your drunk."






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