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Girl wakes up one day crying. Her dad asks what's wrong.
The girl replies, I had a dream last night that grandad died. The next day grandad dropped dead.
That night the girl had another dream. She dreamt that grandma died. The next day grandma dropped dead unexpectedly.
The next night she dreamt yet again and ran to her dad.
Her dad asked, what's wrong now.
The girls sobbed and said I dreamt my dad died and I'm worried.
The next day she found out the milkman dropped dead suddenly.
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