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  • Gas Prices Joke
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    You Think A Gallon Of Gas Is Expensive?

    This little list makes one think, and may put
    things in perspective:


    Lipton Ice Tea 16 oz $1.19 $ 9.52 per gallon

    Ocean Spray 16 oz $1.25 $10.00 per gallon

    Gatorade 20 oz $1.59 $10.17 per gallon

    Diet Snapple 16 oz $1.29 $10.32 per gallon

    Whiteout 7 oz $1.39 $25.42 per gallon

    Brake Fluid 12 oz $3.15 $33.60 per gallon

    Scope 1.5 oz $0.99 $84.48 per gallon

    Pepto Bismol 4 oz $3.85 $123.20 per gallon

    Vick's Nyquil 6 oz $8.35 $178.13 per gallon

    And this is the REAL KICKER . . .


    Evian water 9 oz $1.49 $21.19 per gallon!


    $21.19 FOR WATER! . . . and most buyers don't even

    know the source. But then again "EVIAN" spelled

    backwards is "Nave."






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