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A man walks over to a woman in a bed and kisses her.
He is in room 202. His wife was in 102. He didn't know.
As his wife walks into the room her husband is kissing another woman.
As he looks up he realizes he is not looking at a mad face but he is looking at a hilarious face.
He finally realizes he is kissing a vending machine.
A day later he looks at his wife and asks what happened.
His wife says you got drunk and ran inside a hospital to tell me something.
As he thought about it he realized that yesterday he had went to a bar and had gotten drunk.
Then he realized it was all a dream because he realized he wasn't even married.
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