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A penguin walks into a bar, asks the bartender "Do you have any grapes?"
The bartender said "No we do not have any grapes."
The next day the penguin walks into the bar (same bar, same bartender) asks the bartender "Do you have any grapes?"
Bartender said "No, we don't have any grapes, and next time you ask I will staple your beak to the bar!"
The next day the penguin walks into the par same bar, same bartender. Asks the bartender "Do you have any staples?"
The bartender said "No I don't have any staples."
So the penguin says " Fine, i'll take the grapes!"
A duck walks in to a store and asks the manager if he sells grapes, the manager says no, so the duck leaves.
The next day the duck goes back to the store and asks the manager if he sells grapes.
The manager says "No you asked me this yesterday you dummy!" The duck walks away and goes home.
The duck comes back the next day, he asks the manager if he sells grapes the manager got mad and said "YOU DUMMY YOU ASKED ME THIS YESTERDAY WE DONT SELL GRAPES WE SELL LEMONADE ITS FRESH AND COLD AND YUMMY! IF YOU ASK ME THIS AGAIN I'LL NAIL YOU TO THE WALL!!!"
The duck rolls his eyes and walks away.The duck comes back the next day and asks the manager if he sells nails the manager says "No"
So the duck says "Good so do you sell grapes?"
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