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  • Growing Up Joke
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    A young boy walks in to a bar and says to the bartender, give me some vodka.
    The bartender laughs and says "no way your too young". So the boy leaves.
    A few years later the boy turned 11 and was the the height of the average 18 year old.
    He walks in to the same bar and says give me some vodka. The bartender gave him vodka.
    And the young boy drinks it with one gulp. And says "Aren't you going to say anything"
    The bartender said "No."
    And the young boy said to him "I'm only 11."
    The bartender replies "Thats probably why you paid $5 for a shot of lemon water"






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