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A tourist walks into a western saloon and finds it empty except himself and the barman. he orders a whiskey , when he's served he ask's the barman "mighty quite round here pilgrim ?"
"Everyones at a lynching" replies the bar tender "there hanging Brown Paper Pete" ,
"thats a mighty strange name for a cowboy" says the stranger , "how'd he get that title ?"
"well" says the barkeep "he always wears brown paper trousera with brown paper vest , brown paper riding chaps and a brown paper hat!" .
"WOW" say the stranger "What are they hanging him for ?" --- "RUSTLING !"
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