Dirty Pick Up Lines
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One day two men went out hunting in the woods.
One of them suddenly drops onto the ground, he doesn't seen to be breathing and his eyes are glazed and the other calls 911.
The man says to an operator, "Help! My friend is dead!"
The operator says, "Sir, first you need to make sure he is dead."
The man takes his gun and shoots the man, and now back on the phone he replys "What now?"
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