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  • Lemonade Stand Joke
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    (Man's running a lemonade stand)
    Duck: Got any grapes?
    Man: No, we only sell lemonade
    [NEXT DAY]
    Duck: Got any grapes?
    Man: No, i said we only sell lemonade
    [NEXT DAY]
    Duck: Got any grapes?
    Man: NO! Fine, ill take you to the farmers market to get some grapes.
    [GOES TO STORE, GETS GRAPES]
    Duck: Do you think this store sells any lemonade?






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