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  • Lost Pen Joke
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    Dont lose your pen.

    No pen= No schoolwork
    No work= No grade
    No grade= No diploma
    No diploma= No univesity
    No university= No job
    No job= No money
    No money= No food
    No food= No beautiful (yes ugly)
    No beautiful= No girlfriend
    No girlfriend= No marriage
    No marriage= No child
    No child= Stress
    Stress= Sickness
    Sickness= Death

    Dont lose your pen if you dont want to die.






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