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  • Parachute Joke
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    Four People were on an airplane. One was a teacher, one was a kid,and one Was Justin Bieber, and one was President Obama.
    The pilots were Tom and Jerry. They were fighting so they fell out.
    The teacher said I have kids to teach! So she grabbed a parachute and jumped out.
    Obama said I'm too important! So he grabbed a parachute and jumped out.
    Justin Bieber said I have too many fans! So he grabbed one and jumped out.
    The kid was crying and then God said,"Why are you crying,little kid?"
    And the kid said,"Justin Bieber took my backpack!






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