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  • Pet Alligator Joke
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    A man walks into a bar with a pet aligator.
    He gets everyones attention and says watch this.
    He unzipped his pants and hit the alligator on the head and said open the aligator opens his mouth.
    The man puts his dick in the aligators mouth and hits it on top of the head and says close.
    The aligator's mouth shut.
    He says who else wants to try?
    A Midget in the back says "Me but dont hit me so hard."






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