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A plane was taking off from the airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the Captain made an announcement over the intercom:
"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your Captain. Welcome to Flight number 293, non-stop from New York to Los Angeles. The weather ahead is good, and therefore we should have a smooth flight, Now sit back and relax. ... OH MY GOD!"
Then, the Captain came back on the intercom.
"Ladies and gentlemen, I'm so sorry if I scared you earlier, but while I was talking, the flight attendant brought me a cup of coffee and spilled it in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!"
"That's nothing," said a passenger in coach. "He should see the back of mine!"
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