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So a guy walks up to a bar tender and says,"If I show you something amazing, will you give me a free drink?"
She says," Yeah only if its real amaizing. So the guy reaches into his pocket and pulls out a 12 inch man with a piano.
She says," Wow thats pretty cool. I'll go get your drink.
So when she comes back she asks him," How did you get him?" He says," I found a genie and he gave me three wishes.
She says," Give me one and you get another drink.
She wishes for one million bucks when the room suddenly fills with one million ducks.
She says," This isn't what I wanted!"
He says," How do you think I ended up with a 12 inch pianist.
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