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    Man: "If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together."
    Woman: "They got it right the first time with the N and O."

    Man: Are those space pants.....
    Woman: No!, They're softball pants because my ass is out of your league.

    Man: "I'd really like to get into your pants."
    Woman: "No thanks. There's already one asshole in there."

    Old Man: "Where have you been all my life?"
    Woman: "For the first half of it, I wasn't even born yet."

    Man: Hi! Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
    Woman: Maybe once. I never make the same mistake twice!

    Boy: You know quickie has u And i together.
    Girl: Too bad ugly starts with u.

    Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
    Woman: Unfertilized

    Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
    Woman: Do not enter.
    Man: Do you have a name, or do angels just have pretty faces?
    Woman: "I like your approach, now let's see your departure."






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