Dirty Pick Up Lines
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Man: "If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together."
Woman: "They got it right the first time with the N and O."
Man: Are those space pants.....
Woman: No!, They're softball pants because my ass is out of your league.
Man: "I'd really like to get into your pants."
Woman: "No thanks. There's already one asshole in there."
Old Man: "Where have you been all my life?"
Woman: "For the first half of it, I wasn't even born yet."
Man: Hi! Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
Woman: Maybe once. I never make the same mistake twice!
Boy: You know quickie has u And i together.
Girl: Too bad ugly starts with u.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: Do you have a name, or do angels just have pretty faces?
Woman: "I like your approach, now let's see your departure."
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