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  • Religion and Alcohol Joke
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    What is the difference between an alcoholic and drunk? An alcoholic drinks till the house burns down with them in it. A religious person prays that the house won't burn down. And keeps praying till it does. So what's the difference? When you tell the alcoholic the house is going to burn down he says i need a drink. When you tell a religious person the house is going to burn he says let me pray for you.





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