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Morris gets on a plane and sits next to the window.
A few minutes later, a big, heavy, strong, mean-looking, hulking man plops down in the seat next to him and immediately falls asleep.
Morris starts to feel a little airsick, but he's afraid to wake the big man up to ask if he can go to the bathroom. He knows he can't climb over him, and so Morris is sitting there, looking at the huge man, trying to decide what to do.
Suddenly, the plane hits an air pocket and an uncontrollable wave of nausea passes through Morris. He can't hold it in any longer and he pukes all over the big man's chest.
About five minutes later the big man wakes up, looks down, and sees the vomit all over him.
"So," says Morris, "are you feeling better now?"
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