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A woman is pulled over for speeding. The cop talks to her and she says she has a dead man in the trunk.
The cop rushes back to his car and radios the police station. He tells the cops that she was speeding and has a dead man in the trunk.
The police station wants to speak with her so he hands her the radio.
She says that she would never have a dead body in the trunk, and tells the cop to go and check.
He does and there is nothing there. He reports this to the police station, and they want to speak to the woman again, and the blonde says: He probably told you I was speeding too...
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