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  • Stoner Joke
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    Tim The Stoner walks into the dispensary with a bag over his shoulder.

    Tim sits down and lays his bag on the floor.

    The Clerk says to the Stoner Tim, you can't leave that Lyin there.

    Tim The Stoner jumps out of his chair about crapped his pants, Thinking there was a lion and then says to the Clerk.

    That's No Lion..

    That's my Marijuana.

    I'm here to buy a Bong Bro.

    But now I need to change my pants dude.






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