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An incredibly arrogant surgeon decided to celebrate his latest promotion by purchasing a brand new Ferrari. He blew out of the dealership full steam, with a huge cloud of smoke, and the gas pedal nailed to the floor.
Grinning from ear to ear, he raced along, frequently hitting 100mph from one traffic light to the next, knowing full well that even if he DID get pulled over, he'd be let off by saying that he was on his way to the hospital.
At the next intersection, he stopped for a red light, and came alongside an old man on a bicycle. A friendly sort, he leaned over, admiring the car. "That's quite a machine you've got there, Friend", he said.
Smug as a pig in slop, the doctor replied, "Yeah. I know."
The old boy stuck his head the window and whistled, "Must have taken a whole herd of cattle to get THIS much leather!"
Just then the light turned green, and the jerk slammed on the gas, boiling the tires and putting a huge fume up in the air. Laughing at how he'd dusted the guy, the doc blitzed along, redlining the car before each shift.
Suddenly, a semi pulling a double trailer came out of a lot and blocked off the road. The doctor anchored the brakes and stopped just short of the truck. He glanced up at the rear view mirror just in time to see the old man on his bike, coming up from behind at warp speed, and, BOOM! smash into the Ferrari.
Jumping out, the doc quickly saw that the car, bicycle, and old fellow were a total loss.
"Holy crap!", he yelled. "I'm a doctor. Is there anything that I can do for you??"
"Yeah," the mortally wounded senior croaked, "you can un-hook my suspenders from your side mirror!"
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