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  • Talent Show Joke
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    The other day, I went to an audition with my dog. The dog was supposed to be very talented.

    This bloke says "What you got for us"
    I said a "talkin' dog"
    Come in the audition.

    I said to the dog "What's your name?" Dog doesn't say anything "How old are you?" Dog still didn't say a word "Where do you live?" Still not a word

    The bloke said "Get out of here, you're act is rubbish".

    Me and the dog left and the dog says "That didn't go down well did it.?"

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