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Signs That Technology Has Taken Over Your Life
You have never sat through an entire movie without having at least one device on your body beep or buzz.
You need to fill out a form that must be typewritten, but you can't because there isn't one typewriter in your house -- only computers with laser printers.
You think of the gadgets in your office as "friends," but you forget to send your father a birthday card.
You hate people who don't share their wifi passwords.
You have ended friendships because of irreconcilably different opinions about which is better: IOS or Android.
When you go into a BestBuy, you eavesdrop on a salesperson talking with customers -- and you butt in to correct him and spend the next twenty minutes answering the customers' questions, while the salesperson stands by silently, nodding his head.
You know celebrity Twitter handles, but you have to look up your own social security number.
Off the top of your head, you can think of nineteen keystroke symbols that are far more clever than :-)
Your wife asks you to pick up some minipads for her at the store and you return with an ipad mini.
You go to CES (Consumer Electroics Show) and map out your path of the exhibit hall in advance. However, you cannot give someone directions to your house without looking up the street names.
You would rather get more dots per inch than miles per gallon.
Al Gore strikes you as an "intriguing" fellow.
You own a set of itty-bitty screwdrivers and you actually know where they are.
You rotate your iphone backgrounds more frequently than your automobile tires.
You have a functioning all-in-one printer, but every toaster you own turns bread into charcoal.
You understand all the jokes in this message. If so, my friend, technology has taken over your life. We suggest, for your own good, that you go lie under a tree and write a haiku. And don't use a laptop.
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