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There was a mother cow and she had 3 beautiful calf's. One day the calf's sat on a rock and did some wishful thinking.
The first calf came up and asked,"mom why did you name me rose?"
The mom answered," when you were born a rose fell from the sky and landed on your head, from that point we decided to call you rose."
The second calf came up and asked, "mom why did you name me daisy?"
The mother answered, " when you were born a daisy fell from the sky and landed on your head, and from that point decided to call you daisy."
The 3rd calf came up and said, "bluhblahbeh" (random jibberish) and the mother said "SHUT UP BRICK!"
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