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A man decides to go to India by train and goes to his British Rail ticket office and asks for a one way ticket to Mumbai.
The BR man says, you can't buy a ticket to Mumbai here you can only go as far as Paris.
So he buys a ticket to Paris, and off he goes. When he gets to Paris he asks for a ticket to Mumbai.
The French ticket man says.. you can only go as far as Milan. then Istanbul..., Dubai.... Karachi ... Mumbai.
A few months later he decides to return to London, and goes to he ticket office at Mumbai station. He asks for a ticket to Hounslow. Certainly, says the ticket office clerk.... Hounslow East, Hounslow West or Hounslow Central?
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