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  • Two Hundred Dollars Joke
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    A guy goes over to his friends house, rings the bell.
    The wife answers. "Hi, is Tony home?" "No, he went to the store."
    "Well, you mind if I wait?" "No come in."
    They sit down and the friend says "You know Sara, you have the greatest breasts I have ever seen. I'd give you a hundred bucks if I could just see one." Sara thinks about this for a second and figures what the hell - a hundred bucks.
    She opens her robe and shows one.
    He promptly thanks her and throws a 100 bucks on the table.
    They sit there a while longer and Chris says "They are so beautiful I've got to see the both of them. I'll give you another 100 bucks if I could just see the both of them together."
    Sara thinks about this and says what the hell opens her robe and gives Chris a nice long look.
    Chris thanks her and throws another 100 bucks on the table then says he can't wait any longer for Tony and leaves.
    A while later Tony arrives home and his wife says "You know, your weird friend Chris came over."
    Tony thinks about this for a second and says "Well, did he drop off the 200 bucks he owes me?"

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