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A drunken man walks out of a bar and sees two priests
I'm Jesus Christ, he says to one of them
No son, the priest replies, you're not.
He turns to the other one and says:
I'm Jesus Christ
No son, the other priest says, you're not.
Watch me, the drunkard says.
He walks back into the bar and the batman says:
Jesus Christ, you're back again!