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A blonde girl is geting on a cruise ship but she promised her mom that she would call her when she got on.
When she pulls out her phone, she drops her phone in the water.
She finds the captain and pleads with him "Please sir i'll do anything to call my mom".
The captin answers "anything?, follow me" with an eye brow raised.
He takes her to his bunker and locks the door behind them.
he unzips his zipper and says "Go ahead".
She holds his thing in her hands. gets very close. and says "Mama can you hear me?"
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