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The brunette said: "Hey look a dead bird!"
The blond looked up into the sky and said "Where!?"
A brunette, a ginger, and a blond decided to swim to a certain point in the ocean.
The brunette became very tired and she drowned..the ginger was three laps away from her goal, but she was swallowed by a shark..
the blond was halfway there, she got tired and decided to swim back.
Blonde Police Woman
A blond police woman stops this speeding blond driver and asks for her driving license.
The driver scuffles around in her purse and can't find it. She says to the cop, "I must have left it at home officer."
The cop says, "Well, do you have any kind of identification?" The motorist scuffles around in her purse again, and finds a pocket mirror.
She looks at it and says to the cop, "All I have is this picture of myself." The cop says, "Let me see it, then." So the blond motorist gives the mirror to the blond cop, who looks at it, and replies, "Well, if I had known you were a police officer, I wouldn't have even pulled you over. Accept my apology. Have a good day!"
A blond went to buy a Pizza one day and after ordering, the chef asked her if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve.
"Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"
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