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  • Execution Joke
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    Three girls, black haired, brown haired and blonde haired committed a capital crime.
    Their punishment was to get shot in the chest.
    The brown haired girl went first, the shooter said "Any last words?" The girl said "EARTHQUAKE!" Everyone got down, she escaped.
    The black haired girl went next, "Any last words?" the girl said "Tsunami!" Everyone ran and she escaped.
    The blonde haired girl went last, "Any last words?" the blonde said "FIRE!" She got shot!






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