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A blonde leaves home and is running late for work.
He decides to take a short cut through a cemetery and sees a car parked by some graves.
He jumps in and drives away hoping to get to work on time.
Just as he arrives a cop pulls him over. "Hey, why did you take this car?" says the cop.
The blonde says, "Gee, officer, I thought the owner was dead."
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