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  • Headphones Joke
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    A blonde girl is walking down the road with headphones on, she decides she wants a haircut.
    So she goes into the hair salon and asks for a cut.
    But the hairstylist said "If you want a haircut you`ll have to take those headphones off."
    And the blonde girl says "If I take these off i`ll die"
    And so the stylist goes up behind her and takes them off and 5 seconds later the blonde girl dies
    The hairstylist picks up the headphones and puts them on and the headphones say "Breath in ... breath out ... breath in ... breath out."






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