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  • Jumpers Joke
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    Okay so there was these three men that worked at a construction site.
    Well, one day they sat down and opened their lunch.
    The African guy opened up his lunch and got grits.
    He said that if he got rice again tomorrow that he was going to jump off the building.
    The Mexican opened up his lunch and got a burrito.
    He said that if he gets a burrito again tomorrow that he was going to jump off the building also.
    The blonde opened up his lunch and he got chicken.
    He said that if he got chicken tomorrow that he was going to jump off the building too.
    Well, the next day the African guy opened up his lunch and he got grits again so he jumped.
    The Mexican opened up his and he got a burrito again so he jumped.
    The Blonde opened up his and he got chicken again so he jumped.
    At their funeral the African's wife said "If I would have known he didn't want grits I would have packed something different".
    The Mexican's wife said "If I would have known he didn't want a burrito I would have packed him something different".
    The Blonde's wife looked up and said "Don't look at me, he packs his own lunch."






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