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So a brunette, an redhead, and a blonde, who are all moms, are discussing about the horribleness of their daughter's secret lives.
The brunette starts up the conversation by stating, "Oh my gosh! I looked through my daughter's purse the other day to get some gum, and I found an ounce of weed! I cannot believe she smokes weed!"
The redhead adds in, "Yeah, well, I found a fake I.D in my daughter's purse! I cannot believe she has one!"
The blonde then blurts out, "That's nothing! I found a condom in my daughter's purse! I just cannot believe she has a penis!"
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