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  • Sex Robot Joke
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    There was a married woman with her young lover having sex. Then the lady heard her blonde husband coming and the boyfriend pretended to be a robot. The blonde looks at him and says "Baby what`s this?" She said "It`s a sex robot, I bought it so that i can have sex with it while you`re gone travelling." Then he said "Lets have sex now" She said "No baby yesterday I was having periods" then she went to bathroom to take a shower. The blonde looked at the robot then said "I will have sex with you then." The robot said "System Error, Must Shut Down"





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