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  • Car Salesman Joke
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    Two BMW car salesmen were sitting at the bar.
    One complained to the other, "Boy, business sucks. If I don't sell more BMW's this month, I'm going to lose my fucking ass!"
    Too late - he noticed a beautiful blonde, sitting two stools away. Immediately, he offered apologies for his use of bad language.
    "That's okay," the blonde replied, "I have a very similar problem ... If I don't sell more ass this month, I'm going to lose my fucking BMW!"






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