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  • Central Park Joke
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    Two brothers are playing football in Central Park when one is attacked by a rabid rottweiler. Thinking quickly the other brother rips a board off a nearby fence, wedges it down the dog's collar and twists, breaking the dogs neck.
    A reporter, who was eating his lunch on a bench, sees the attack and rushes over to interview the boy.
    "Young Giants Fan Saves Brother From Vicious Animal", he writes in his notebook.
    "But, I'm not a Giants fan," the brave boy replies.
    "Sorry, Since we are in New York, I just assumed you were." says the reporter
    "Little Jets Fan Rescues Brother From Horrific Attack," he writes in his notebook.
    "I'm not a Jets fan either," the boy says.
    "I assumed everyone in New York is either a Giants or a Jets fan. Well then, what team do you root for?" the reporter asks.
    "I'm a Cowboys fan," the child says.
    The reporter rips out the sheet from his notebook and starts on writing on a new one "Little Redneck Maniac Kills Beloved Family Pet"






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