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  • Christmas Ghost Joke
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    Their is Black guy, White guy, and a Mexican. The Mexican says "we need to get a hotel bc it gettin to where we can't drive in this rain."
    They go and find a hotel. They walk up to the counter and the Black guy says "we would like 3 rooms plz."
    The man out the counter says "sorry we only have one room left and it's haunted."
    The Mexican says "fine we will take it." The Mexican grabs the key and halls ass to the room yellin "last one there is a rotten egg."
    When he gets there he opens the door and a ghost is standin their sayin "I'm the ghost of give me weenies give me ur balls or I'll bite ur weenies."
    At that the Mexican runs down stairs and gives the keys to the Black guy to handle it.
    When the Black guy gets there he opens the door and a ghost is standin there sayin "I'm the ghost of give me weenies give me ur balls or I'll bite ur weenies."
    The Black guy runs down stairs and gives the keys to the White guy.
    The White guy gets there and he opens the door and a ghost is standin there sayin "I'm the ghost of give me weenies give me ur balls or I'll bite ur weenies."
    The White guy shakes his head and says to the ghost "I'm the ghost from christmas past bite my balls I'll kick ur ass"






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