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  • Cocktails Joke
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    Two guys and one girl walk into the bar together,
    they walk up to the bar and the bartenders, say yes sir and madam what can I get you,
    one bloke say I have a pint of your finest please, the other one says I have the same too, the female say well I still undecided there too many cock tails on the list and the bartenders say okay I come back to you soon.
    He pours the pints and hands them to the gents and then he asks the female again and she replies this time, I have a white winnie please.
    The bartenders say we have them in different size's of shot glasses our range is 2 inch to 6 inch, she replies I take 8 inches please.
    The bartender say Open wide then while I just unzip.






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