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  • Cursing Joke
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    Two young brothers are up in their room early one morning before breakfast. The older brother tells the younger one that he thinks that they are old enough to start swearing. The younger brother agrees. The older brother says, "When we go downstairs for breakfast I think you should say "Hell" and I'm going to say "Shit."

    When they go downstairs their mother asks the older brother what he wants for breakfast. He says, "What the Shit. I think I'll have cheerios." The mother slaps him up-side the head and sends him back to his room. She then turns to the younger son and asks what he'd like to have for breakfast. He says, "Well, it sure as hell isn't going to be cheerios."






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