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  • Dirty Fairy Tales Joke
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    Little Red Riding Hood was walking through the woods when suddenly the Big Bad Wolf jumped out from behind a tree, and holding a Machete to Her throat, he said, "Red, I'm going to screw your brains out.'
    To that, Little Red Riding Hood calmly reached into her picnic basket and pulled out a .44 magnum and pointed it at him and said, 'No you're not. You're going to eat me, just like it says in the book'

    Pinocchio had a human girlfriend who would sometimes complain about splinters whenever they had sex. Pinocchio, therefore, went to visit Gepetto to see if he could help. Gepetto suggested he try a little sand paper wherever indicated, and Pinocchio skipped away enlightened. A couple of weeks later, Gepetto saw Pinocchio bouncing happily through town and asked him, 'How's the girlfriend?' Pinocchio replied, 'Who needs a girlfriend?

    Snow White saw Pinocchio walking through the woods so she ran up behind him, knocked him flat on his back, and then sat on his face crying, 'Lie to me, Lie to me'

    Cinderella wants to go to the ball, but her wicked stepmother won't let her. As Cinderella sits crying in the garden, her fairy godmother appears and promises to provide Cinderella with everything she needs to go to the ball but only on two conditions: "First, you must wear a diaphragm." Cinderella agrees. "What's the second?" "You must be home by 2 a.m. Any later and your diaphragm will turn into a pumpkin." Cinderella agrees to be home by 2 a.m. The appointed hour comes and goes, and Cinderella doesn't show up. Finally, at 5 a.m., Cinderella shows up, looking love-struck and **very** satisfied. "Where have you been?" demands the fairy godmother. '"Your diaphragm was supposed to turn into a pumpkin three hours ago." "I met a prince, Fairy Godmother. He took care of everything." "I know of no prince with that kind of power. Tell me his name'" "I can't remember, exactly," Cinderells replied. "Peter Peter something or other....'

    Mickey Mouse and Mini Mouse were in divorce court and the Judge said to Mickey, "You say here that your wife is crazy." Mickey replied, "No I didn't. I said she is fuckin' Goofy."






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