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There was a young woman from China,
Who put shoe polish on her vagina.
She slid down the stair,
With great savoir-faire,
Giving both quite an excellent shine-a,
Jennie McMillan (a Scott)
Liked to make butter in her twat.
She'd churn the thick cream
Until it'd make steam,
And whistle just like a teapot.
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