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Husband and wife getting in the shower when there's a knock at the door.
Wife wraps a towel around herself goes to get it. When she opens it Bob from next door is standing there holding a bunch of money in his hand.
He says, "QUICK! Drop the towel and I'll give you some money!"
She lets the towel fall and he hands her the money.
When she's getting in the shower her husband asks her who was at the door and she tells him it was the neighbor Bob.
He says "Oh great, he owes me $800, Did he say anything about it?"
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