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  • Eat Candles Joke
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    John: Tom did you know you can eat candles?
    Tom: Are you crazy you can't eat candles.
    John: Well last night the power went out and mom and dad lighted candles in there room and mine, I was passing by there door to go to bed and I heard dad said to mom, "Honey put out the candle and give me a little piece."
    Tom: Really?
    John: Yes I even heard when mom told dad to eat first.






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