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  • Egg Joke
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    What are the worst things about being an egg?

    Your mother sat on your face.
    You only get laid once.
    You only get hard once and it take over 4 minutes.
    You come along with 11 other guys.
    You only get eaten once.
    People like to scramble your brains.
    People love to beat and whip you.






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