Dirty Pick Up Lines
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What are the worst things about being an egg?
Your mother sat on your face.
You only get laid once.
You only get hard once and it take over 4 minutes.
You come along with 11 other guys.
You only get eaten once.
People like to scramble your brains.
People love to beat and whip you.
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